Balaclavas – My Current Obsession of Today, yesteday and every flippin freezing cold day in the future

A balaclava (pronounced băl’ə-klä’və) is very different from the honey and walnut desert pastry called baklava (pronounced bä’klə-vä’) mmmmmmmmmmmm yummy. A balaclava is a warm woolen hood that covers the head and neck. Now I’m picturing a balaclava made of baclava….messy but oh so yummy…I’m not one to shy from messiness…although I would avoid eating the baclava covered hair, that’s just gross….otherwise I think it’s a great idea, perhaps you wouldn’t want to lean on a friends shoulder or go to a bee farm… or hang out with ants….you also might not want to go hiking in the woods where bears are known to play…Also you would definitely want to avoid rolling down hills of poo… never sit in front of a horse…you probably wouldn’t be allowed to bring it on the airplane, since the rules probably forbid baclava crossing the border… you would never wanna do the crazy flexible move where you put your legs behind your back, obviously cause you don’t want them to get stuck or gooey….you wouldn’t want to go swimming with your baklava balaklava since it would probably disintegrate in the water and who knows it might attract sharks or stinging jelly fish that will stick to your face and eat your eyeball….BUT it’s a damn good idea the baklava balaklava…and if I ever do get into baking the sweet treat I might try to whip one up….but until then…if anyone out in the universe makes one…please get in touch…

Balaclavas