My Top Awesomeness Prezzie List…

I got my Birthday goggles on…and I’m ready for anything…like ready to discover a huge bubble made of bubble wrap that I would enter and spin round and round and round in popping the bubbles with my body….and then I would tumble to the ground and have a tea party with vodka and herring and boiled potats with ponies and dogs and chickens and all my friends…and we would all take turns busting our fave dance moves…mine would be the running man backwards mixed with a little skida-mer-rinky-dink for good measure….then we would throw doritos in the air and catch them with a crunch…and then we would have a hugging contest…and then we would have a finger puppet play with the main characters being a chicken a dog and a bee who have to save the world from crashing into the evil diabolical flying candy apple that only frowns…and then we would have another hugging contest….and then we’d play a game where we all have to chew as much gum as we can and then take one end of each piece and wrap it around the person or animal next to you and then keep wrapping and wrapping until you run out of gum and it disintegrates and then we would all dunk our lips in various condiments sweet and salty like caramel, butterscotch, chocolate, bbq sauce, hp sauce, ranch dressing, chip dip and then we would kiss a big roll of kraft paper and create a masterpiece of condiment lipkisses…and then we would wrap it up and stuff it in a huge tube and then we’d decorate the tube with vodka bottle caps and then bury it like a time capsule…..and then it would be present opening time…..and everyone would take turns opening all my presents and then we’d invite all the makers of the presents to my party and then we would do everything all over again thirty three times and then we’d make tents out of shoes and sleep for a whole year until it’s my birthday again…

My Top Awesomeness Prezzie List… (clicky away)

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