Oh Oh You are in my Head Again…..

Sometimes I want to be an ice cream sandwich sparkler that lasts forever and ever and ever….

Flavored nail polish doesn’t exist…. Pourqoui?

It would be neato if we could all communicate in nose flares…

Spiderman shoots spiderwebs, I want to shoot Pears…

You know when you have to pee but you hold it and then think holy meatballs am I going to pee my pants or am I going to be able to hold it…and then you start doing the foot shake that progresses to the pee dance…and then you think yeah now I should go pee and you run to the bathroom and you almost pee your pants before you get to the toilet but you make it just in time ….I find this process exciting…

I want a van shaped like a disco ball but made out of wood…

If donuts exploded out of bushes and trees I’d be happy…

What if one key unlocked every single lock in the universe?

Everyone in the Universe should change their name to slushy in the park…

I think every Monday we should stick cake or cupcakes or heart and star shaped pancakes down our pants…

Today I would love to see bears kissing….

xo

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