Promiscuous Brain Thoughts edition uno

I wish I knew how to make heart shaped cupcakes with steak flavoured rainbows inside….

I know I Love someone if to save them from being murdered I ate their puke after they just ate a club sandwich, 5 martinis and a vodka soda… even if I’m a vegetarian that month….yup.

Having a good time when you have peanut butter on your face is nice…

Puking Pandas make me smile …xo