One Day I woke up and discovered I was a Brick…

One Day I opened my peepers and stretched and yawned…I jumped out of bed…and oh my! …I discovered I was a brick…a flying brick…So I jumped out my window and flew really fast…I whizzed by the trees and the giraffes…I sped by the dandelions and bit off their heads… I flew by people…and whispered sweet nothings into their ears….I looked for some penguins making love, found them and sang to them… then I waited for their baby to hatch and whisked him away on top of me and took him to a bunny hole and left him with the baby bunnies and made them promise to take care of him….Then I went to the highest building  and dropped big fat wet kissy kisses and watched them land on the ground and on people and on trees and on ants and on grubs and on snails and on grass…Then I jumped off the roof and landed on a pigeon who took me to a rainbow made of chewed up gum… so I slid down the rainbow tasting all the flavours and landed on a donkey who then took me on a ride through a pasture of bacon… so I rolled around in the bacon for two days and then decided to go for a hike in the woods where I met two wolves in leather jackets who did covers of milli vanilli tracks… so we chatted for a bit exchanged cards and I kept on walking until it began to rain and so I found some pepperettes and made a teepee and huddled underneath it thinking of my favorite donuts and waited for the rain to stop …and then it did…and then I wandered on and met a sweaty porcupine and he asked me to dance and we did…and he whirled me around over and over and the sweat was dripping off him and running to the ground and it quickly transformed into a river…so I bid him adieu and jumped into the sweaty river and floated for a while until I hit a dam made of cotton candy which I ate through and tasted kind of sweaty and then continued to float until the sweaty river ran dry and I rolled to the ground and rolled a bit more ( yes bricks can roll) until I bumped into another brick…and he said “hey” and I said “hey” and then he put his arms around me, and we tumbled to the ground and then he said ” I think we’re alone now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone around, I think we’re alone now, the beating of our hearts is the only sound.”  and then we made sweet love. The End… maybe…