Things I’d rather do today…

Braid my hair … wet it in the ocean… dry it with fierce wind… unbraid it and then shake it a lot & make it really big and pretend I’m a dandelion puff….

Feed baby giraffes and make them caramel popcorn necklaces and crowns…

Make out under a waterfall with little itty bitty electric fish tickling my toes…

Eat glitter… then poo…. wait for poo to harden …make pooglitter disco balls…

Lie in bed and count my moles…

Draw hearts all over my body…

Try to figure out how to turn raindrops into ice cream drops…

Make the dopest piñata I’ve ever seen and fill it with bubble gum toothpaste….

Take all the shoelaces out of my shoes…

Duct Tape my legs into a mermaid tail….

Throw a bunch of smarties on the floor and eat them all up with no hands…

Figure out how to shoot stars out my mouth…

Hug myself forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…and ever…

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