I Wanna Invent….

* An invisible jelly donut exploding machine that attaches to one’s face

* Tigers that melt in your mouth

* Nostril Flashlights

* Chickens that will go to work for you

* Air Balloons filled with Butter chicken and Naan

* Time Traveling Ponies

* Birds that poo pink lemonade

* Disco Kittens that smoke pipes