One Day is Really This Day But Not Really But Perhaps Might Be…

One Day…

I will be a dragon that can save the world and make all the hurt disappear…

I will never care about what others think about me ever … no matter what… even if I become a psycho ice cream murderer that thinks the moon is made of vodka…

I will be able to make birds and snakes dance by using my tongue to hypnotize them…

I will write stories, novels and memoirs that will bring tears, laughs, hope and confusion to all…

I will invent band aids that kiss you while they stick to your boo boo…

I will make it fashionable to spread butter or stick marshmallows all over your body and then dance erratically in the middle of the street…

I will go on a safari in a rain forest and discover baby tiger heads with wings that fly all around you nipping at your skin like tiny fish in the ocean…

I will figure out a way to make disappointment taste like candied apples…

I will drive around the world in a van spewing cotton candy and missing buttons…

I will discover a way to make telephone poles taste like dreams that taste like tin foil that tastes like vegetarian steak sandwiches…

I will figure out how to bake a cake in my belly button…. a 3 layered cake with unicorns kissing on top…

xo