If I lived in a Cloud…

I would make a cold cloud gazpacho and pour it over unsuspecting flying pandas…
I would play badminton with my best friend Monsieur Cloud Unicorn and make him lose every game…
I would coerce the sun and the moon to make a pornographic movie that I would film using a kaleidoscope…
I would throw parties that were exclusively for guests who could kiss for longer than an eternity and then brainwash them into thinking they were clouds and then never let them leave ever …
I would duct tape clouds together to make a giant sized dog that eats clouds and pees clouds and poos clouds…
I would chicken-nap chickens like a fox and then glue clouds to their faces…
I would cobble shoes and make underwear made out of clouds…
I would create a vodka that tastes like cloud, smells like cloud and turns you into a cloud…
I would design storage ottomans made out of cloud and trade them for kisses…
I would study and learn how to puke clouds on demand…
and then…
I would lick myself all over and roll around in my cloud and smother myself until I die and come back as a cloud.

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