~sometimes I think life would be far more interesting if we all lived in the ocean and the ocean was made of booze
~if I was a koala bear I would find a way to play ping pong with my ears
~franchise idea: burrito stand that wraps customer up in burrito and then you have to eat your way out
~if I were to own a brothel, instead of regular rooms we would have air balloons
~potato chips: why isn’t there a flavour that has all the flavours in one bag?
~why hasn’t anyone invented underwear that plays music?
~it would be neat if I could replace my head with a head sized ice cream sandwich that never melts
~has mooning gone out of style cause no one seems to do it anymore?
~if the little globbies in bubble tea made people orgasm I’d be way more inclined to try one