My Wishes For Today…

~ I wish I had a big cuddly bear that lived in my purse that I can hug whenever I felt like…
~ I wish I could transform into a fat meatball and roll down stuff like hills and volcanoes and sunrays…
~ I wish I was a mermaid covered in juice that tasted like diamonds and gold and made all the fishies nibble me all over…
~ I wish that bricks were actually made of gum…
~ I wish I was a hot werewolf…
~ I wish that birds were actually club sandwiches…
~ I wish that every morning I could re-enact that scene from Ghost where Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore make a clay pot and cover themselves with clay but instead of clay I want to use caramel, sprinkles and duct tape…
~ I wish that my hair smelled like bacon…
~ I wish that breasts didn’t migrate…
~ I wish that every workplace had an allocated two hour make-out break…
~ I wish I had a cloudcopter…
~ I wish I was a stallion wrangler…
~ The End xo